I promise I'm not actually a Ferengi, but I am a total nerd. That being said, there are definitely some ground rules that we'll both need to adhere to in order for us both to reap the benefits of our coming together.  

Before you head on over to that booking page in the dropdown, pause here. There's a lot of information here that will make our time together far better spent. I promise, it's not painful, and it'll definitely score you major points when we do actually meet. In this case, small print doesn't lead to large risk. 

Wide-Band Subspace Communication

Opening communication frequencies

Your first message to me really sets the stage for our future encounter. As I've gotten older, I've become far more intentional about the people I surround myself with, and this is no different. Folks who let me catch a glimpse of who they are through prose always leave a lasting impression. 

holo-communications and filters (aka "screening")

Screening is a multifaceted thing, isn't it? Due to the nature of what I do, you've got a myriad of ways with which you get to screen me! This website, my social media presence, even reviews. You're seriously spoiled for choice in this department. Me? Not so much. The only way I get to screen you is via my contact form and emails. Blessed is the person who shares even just a little bit of themselves with me before meeting- I mean, if you don't, you'll find yourself not spending time with me. Really, spending intimate time together with a stranger is a huge leap of faith on both of our parts. I've already met you halfway. You'll need to meet me in the middle. If you're unwilling to screen, I take that as an inability to care about the needs and boundaries of another person. No one has time for that. 

location, location, location

Yet another area with which you are blessed with options! I have access to three incalls in the city of Chicago- one on Chicago's north side in the Lincoln Square neighborhood,  and two others more centrally located in Wicker Park and Gold Coast. For those looking to the closest location to "downtown" Chicago, or for a handicap-accessible space, that's the Gold Coast location.  My preferred incall location is most definitely my Lincoln Square location. Parking is easy, and the building is super discreet.

Outcall is absolutely wonderful and offered at no additional charge if my time to you is thirty minutes or less. Should you want to see me in Chicago suburbs like Schaumburg, Oak Park, Rosemont, or near either of the airports, there's an additional $100 fee. 

 

Permission To Beam Aboard

once permission is granted...

upon arrival

Should you be seeing me privately at one of my incall locations, please do leave my rate on the side table near the entrance. I don't care if it's in an envelope or not; I never have and I probably never will. If you do like to use envelopes, please make sure they are unmarked. 

Should we be meeting publicly, greeting me with a giant hug and a card is the best way to handle my rate. Even better? Hand me your favorite book, or a book off of my wishlist with my rate in it. It's a surefire way to lodge yourself permanently in my brain. 

the stars are made of latinum (payment options)

As the Wu-Tang ever so eloquently rapped, "cash rules everything around me." Cash is king of course, and should you choose to pay this way, the largest denomination of currency is always appreciated. The future lies in cryptocurrency, so I also take Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin. If you're a little more grounded in our present financial world, I can also take payment digitally via Paypal or Venmo. I currently cannot accept credit cards unless you pay in advance. You're welcome to do so, but be aware that there is a 5% service fee. 

time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity

Cancellations are always a bummer for both of us.  Should you need to cancel a confirmed booking, my cancellation fee schedule is below- after all, a deal is a deal.

Cancellations made 25+ hours in advance- no cancellation fee.

Cancellations made 13-24 hours in advance- a cancellation fee of 50% of the time booked. This can be applied to any rescheduled date within 30 days. 

Cancellations made 12 hours or less in advance- a 100% cancellation fee is required. If all goes well with that and you'd like to rebook in the future, you'll have to pay 50% of the date up-front.

If you decide to bail completely with no warning, you'll be placed on my personal blacklist until the matter is resolved. I rarely allow those that no show to rebook with me.

In the event that I need to cancel- This is so rare, I can count on one hand how many times I've cancelled a date in the last 5 years. Should I ever need to cancel/reschedule our date, I'll gladly add an additional 30 minutes to our rebooked time, gratis. 

There are a few occasions where I do require deposits in order to secure our time together. Time is a highly valuable resource, and on some occasions, it's necessary to guarantee that resource is secure.

Dates 4 hours or longer- 25% deposit

Overnight dates- 25% deposit

Private travel- 50% deposit

Taking Leave

additional subspace communication-on following up

It's really quite lovely to receive a text/email letting me know what a great time you had. This small gesture makes a huge difference. 

listen to secrets, but never repeat them- on reviews

I hold the time and space that we share with a lot of reverence. Discretion is important to me, as well as to those I care deeply about. Considering the current state of our legal system regarding reviews, I'd honestly prefer it if you didn't. If you'd really love to sing my praises from the rooftops, consider submitting a testimonial for me to use here first- with my blessing, you're welcome to post that testimonial as a review. 

whisper your way to success- on references

I am more than happy to act as a reference for you under the following conditions:

1. You inform me of your desire to use me as a reference. If you don't, I'll more than likely miss the request.

2. We have stellar rapport, and have seen one another within the last 6 months

3. The provider you wish to see is someone I know/have done business with. I do not provide references to people that I don't know personally or haven't done business with. You can see my Playmates page for a real extensive list of folks that I give references to/take references from. If you want to see someone who's not on that list, please do ask!

enough is never enough- except when it is

The relationship that we'll build is one that I hold with the utmost respect. I know that our time together is special and exists only in the confines of the time we're together. I won't ever interfere with your personal life, and I expect the same courtesy be shown to me. Should you want me to insert myself into your personal life digitally via email, text, or skype, please do let me know and we can discuss boundaries.


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