Enlightened Companionship for Avant-Garde Courter: A Missive.


1 hour: 500 | I’ll scratch your itch.

 1.5 hours: 750 | Time to get a little different.

 2 hours: 1000 | Particular things for particular people.

3 hours: 1200 | Let indulgences begin. Drinks & time for cake.

 4 hours: 1600 | Drinks, dinner, and a private dessert cart. 

Up to 8 hours: 3000 | Epicurean necessity.

Overnight: 5000 | When worlds collide.

couples, please add 50%.

24-hour notice is paramount; I dedicate myself seriously to our time together. Please dedicate yourself in the same manner. Please note that a deposit is required for any date over 2 hours in length.

 

Couples, please add 50% to the above rates.

please note: if you've seen me before august 2017 in Chicago, you're grandfathered in at $350/hr up to 2 hours and $250/hr for each additional hour after 2.


Hungry Eyes: Experiments in Social Dining (social only, loves.)

I’m a very well-practiced hedonist, particularly when it comes  to all things gustatory. Imbibing? I’ve got you covered. I’m also quite an erudite conversationalist.

Really, all I need are your preferences and I’ll take care of the rest. Be bold. Let me order for us. 

2 hours: 800 | Champange? Drinks in a basement? Tiki? Let’s go! Think Pops for Champagne, RM Champagne, Three Dots and a Dash, Flight Club, and Chicago Magic Lounge.

3 hours: 1100 | Tacos downtown, pho uptown. Bib Gourmand’s abound for great eats. 

4 hours: 1400 | In the mood for something a bit finer? Cocktails, courses, wine pairings, and dessert tastings can be found all over! Think Maple & Ash, Beatnik, Prime and Provisions, Gilt, or maude's. 

6 hours: 1700 | Pulling out the big guns, eh? You’re interested in spots like Alinea, Grace, Schwa, El Ideas, and Elizabeth. I’m in it to win it.


The journey continues.